TOP 5 MORONS OF 2004 and it's all true stories

FUNNY MOMENTS.....

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My friend hantar email nih...just would like to share it with everybody....initially it's supposed to be 8 Morons of 2004 but I cut it to 5....only amik yang interesting jer...

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1. DID I SAY THAT???
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "that's not what I said!".

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2. ARE WE COMMUNICATING???
A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

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3. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying it is due to his lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence….

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4. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)!

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5. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS
Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."